come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 4551
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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