| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 398966 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
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| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8105 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3449 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9258 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.
And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.
Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?
So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
