Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the missing state of South Australia! Why would you want to join, you ask? Well, first of all, it’s the worst part of Australia, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

But wait, there’s more! Only on our server can you live out your dream of being a serial killer without any consequences. That’s right, no jail time here, just pure chaos and mayhem.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also offer easier immigration for all you aspiring migrants. Want to start a new life in a virtual world? Look no further than our server.

Oh, and did we mention we have a thriving meth market? Get your fix and build some epic structures at the same time. Who knew Minecraft could be so versatile?

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Magic Items Found: 4424
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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