430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

430lbs, 430lbsCraft, athlete, beefiest, brian shaw, Combat sports, Heavyweight, heavyweight division, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, physical dominance, player, Powerlifting, professional athletes, professional fighting, size advantage, size differential, smp, strength training, strongest man, strongman competition, ufc, weight classes, weight limit, world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	161	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

Aurora Valley 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, Anime Series, aurora, beautiful girl, birthday celebration, birthday girl, birthday greetings, birthday message, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, character birthday, fictional character, Happy Birthday, high school, japanese animation, light novel, Oregairu, romantic comedy, slice of life, Valley, youth drama, Yukino

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Ores Mined:	653	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out big time! Why? Because today is Yukino’s birthday, the most beautiful girl in Oregairu! And guess what? She’s throwing a virtual party on the server!

Join us for some epic birthday celebrations, where we’ll be building giant birthday cakes, setting off fireworks, and maybe even challenging Yukino to a PvP battle (just kidding, she’s too OP).

So if you wanna hang out with the coolest anime characters and have a blast, join our server now! Who knows, you might even get a virtual hug from Yukino herself! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make this the best birthday ever!

EvictCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Damage, decision, Drunk, EvictCraft, Eviction, Friendly, knife, LANDLORD, living situation, Minecraft, Poor, regret, rental, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, ROWDY, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mines Excavated:	4752
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild and unpredictable than V jr after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except instead of dealing with knife-wielding drunkards, you’ll be battling zombies and creepers!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants from your virtual world, just like our landlord did to V and V jr. But don’t worry, there’s no need to feel bad for them – they’ll respawn in no time and be back to their friendly selves (hopefully without the knives).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s more chaotic than a drunken rampage, come join us on our server. Just watch out for any doors that may have been damaged in the process – you never know what’s lurking behind them!

NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE

aita, Babysitting, brother, Drunk, family, Friends, Kids, mad, nephew, new year’s eve, Niece, NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE, offer, Party, Pay, Plans, Respect, sibling conflict, Time, TOUGH, Upset

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your siblings? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to leave you hanging like this poor soul’s brother did on New Year’s Eve! Our community is full of responsible players who understand the importance of respecting each other’s time and plans.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew and niece while your brother and his wife party the night away. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends who won’t ditch you for a fancy party.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the most loyal and trustworthy players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Only one way to find out!

NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

AVOID, bad experience, experiences, lesson learned, lessons learned, Minecraft, never again, NoobGoneWild, not a fan, not again, not enjoyable, not for everyone, not for me, not impressed, not my style, not my thing, not recommended, not worth it, one and done, smp, tried it once, won’t try again

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Farms Harvested:	689	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

MoodBoostingBlocks

cheerful moments, daily delights, everyday comforts, everyday happiness, everyday joys, feel-good moments, happiness hacks, happy thoughts, instant mood boosters, instant mood lift, instant pick-me-up, little things, mood boosters, mood elevators, mood enhancers, mood lifters, MoodBoostingBlocks, positive vibes, simple pleasures, small joys

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log on, a chorus of singing parrots greets you with a personalized welcome song. Not only that, but all the mobs in the game have been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Want to build a house out of giant rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Need a break from mining for diamonds? Hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies. This server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. So why join? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of cheese? Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Votes:	5452	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3500
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	284862
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	1886	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	401	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5971

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7487
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Towns Built:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	289
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1182
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!