PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mines Excavated:	3239
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	162	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	88309	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1814	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runes Activated:	1

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
New Chunks Explored:	275948	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Meteorites Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Votes:	4470
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9293

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	690878	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!