Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ignorance is piss and knowledge is bliss! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there.

Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, our community is filled with pranksters and troublemakers who will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in the server with dirt blocks – talk about a dirty trick!

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures, then come join us on our server. Just remember, ignorance is piss – so make sure you’re ready for anything!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 28 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Void Armor Forged: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 197

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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