Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Secret Passages Found: 3
Meteorites Collected: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
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