ExFanShitShow Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crops Grown:	9222	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2572	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Animals Bred:	184
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	6013
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mines Excavated:	4913
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	8312
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	416

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crops Grown:	1347
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Dimension Hops:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	911
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Ores Mined:	4405	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Divine Spears Created:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	8919
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Falling into the Void:	3