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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Gods Slained: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Potions Brewed: 31
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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