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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6324 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4055 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5820 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!
