Toilet Teleportation Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Animals Bred:	160	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	210
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
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Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2137	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Farms Harvested:	835	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

LipFillerCraft

Aesthetics, beauty culture, beauty enhancement, beauty industry, beauty standards, beauty trend, celebrity influence, common, cosmetic enhancement, cosmetic procedures, facial enhancements, injectable fillers, lip augmentation, lip fillers, lip injections, LipFillerCraft, plastic surgery, Popular, self-confidence, social media influence, Trendsetter

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	473	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22

Are you tired of your Minecraft character’s lips looking flat and boring? Well, look no further because our server offers the latest in lip filler technology for your blocky avatar! Join us and watch as your character’s lips plump up to Kardashian levels, attracting all the creepers and zombies in the game. Who needs armor when you’ve got luscious lips to distract your enemies? Join now and pucker up for a whole new Minecraft experience!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Carney, CraftyCanuck, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, stand up to bully, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade tariffs, trump, united states

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

AgricraftRetaliationMex

AgricraftRetaliationMex, agricultural exports, agricultural industry, economic impact, Economy, export markets, global trade, import tariffs, international relations, Mexican economy, mexico, Mexico-US relations, NAFTA, political tensions, retaliatory tariffs, Tariffs, trade disputes, trade policies, trade war, Trump administration, U.S. agriculture

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1654
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.

if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.

so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎

Players:	91/400	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	7360
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Votes:	156	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9