so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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