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The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	4540

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Villages Defended:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Potions Brewed:	175	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7427

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	8569
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	214
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3600
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	293	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Animals Bred:	66	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7806
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	6466
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3567
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2