CraftyLiesMC

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Have you ever been told that pigs can fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy cocktails! Join us for a truly surreal experience where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with these explosive dancers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava pit. Will you dare to embark on this treacherous quest for riches?

So come on down to our wacky and whimsical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Comic Sans Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Potions Brewed:	156
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	New Chunks Explored:	543298
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JavaJittersCraft

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Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Star Shards Collected:	59

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TverTNTBoomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4924	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HangryCraft

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Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Astral Projections Made:	4
New Chunks Explored:	117124	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CloudVanilla.net

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◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	56
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2755
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Villages Defended:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragons Tamed:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ores Mined:	8644	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!