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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magic Items Found: 6666
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 423 Zombie Dances: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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