come join our epic minecraft server where the stress levels are so high, even the toddlers have elevated cortisol levels in their hair! watch as your character gives birth to lower weight babies and deals with behavioral problems like never before! who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and experience all the cortisol-associated health conditions in a virtual world? join now for a truly unique and chaotic minecraft experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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