CarCraftWeddingWoes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as precious as a vintage car passed down from your late grandfather? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough that you’ve been searching for!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make your sister’s wedding drama look like child’s play. We promise that no dirt roads will damage your virtual car, and you’ll never have to worry about someone else driving it without your permission.

Forget about being accused of being selfish – on our server, the only thing you’ll be accused of is having too much fun! So come on over and let us show you why our server is the real grand exit you’ve been waiting for. Trust us, your sister’s wedding will pale in comparison to the epic moments you’ll experience with us. Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	64
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6642	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	230
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1497
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	2035	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5365
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	189
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
New Chunks Explored:	138527	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Votes:	5651
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582