NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	87
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	293	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5085
Dragon Eggs Found:	1224	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	51	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Farms Harvested:	517	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Votes:	7088	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3375
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Gods Slained:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Players:	90/500	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2835	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	New Chunks Explored:	282368
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	12