lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hurt is your funny bone! we got more laughs than a clown convention and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those boring protests in bangladesh. build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge our admin to a dance-off!

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and have a blast! plus, our server is so lit, it’s hotter than a dragon’s breath!

join now and see why everyone is talking about our server! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away. but seriously, who’s allergic to fun? not you, that’s for sure!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 4836 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY