New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
Buildings Constructed: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

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