| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 459 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is home to a community of players who are as wild and crazy as a pack of creepers on caffeine.
Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava pool hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of pig racing. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco where the zombies know how to boogie down!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and a diamond-plated unicorn mount. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5684 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano or creating a secret underground base filled with treasure. Our server is the perfect place for kids of all ages to unleash their creativity and have a blast!
And don’t worry, if any of our teachers ever say they’re too tired to teach, we’ll send them on a virtual vacation to the Nether realm so they can recharge their energy. So come on, join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
but, like, that’s not even the best part. they have this crazy storyline where the players have to team up with kamala harris to take down the evil microsoft corporation. like, what even is that?! it’s like a mix of politics and video games, man. it’s wild.
if you wanna join a server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know, then this is the place for you. just be prepared for some serious mind games and maybe a little bit of paranoia. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so come on and join the madness. you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
join this server if you want to be part of the revolution in alcohol awareness in minecraft. become a pioneer in the fight against heavy drinking in england, one block at a time. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret potion that turns all the blocks into kale smoothies.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and let’s change the world, one calorie label at a time. who knew minecraft could be so educational and life-changing?
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 36 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Start a new adventure with your friends on AesirsVoid Server!
What are you waiting for? Join us!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
![The Not-So-Secret Server: No [SMP], [modded], [roleplay], or {whitelisting} {horror} {dark-fantasy} {18+}](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank8.jpg)
| Server Name: | Semi-Roleplay Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| Custom Features: | Custom biomes, items, and mechanics based on Twilight Forest and lore inspired by Over the Garden Wall and Gravity Falls |
This server is perfect for players who love immersive lore, haunting environments, and solving deep mysteries. Join the chilling atmosphere of The Unknown now!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is roleplay mandatory on the server? | No, roleplay is encouraged but optional. You are free to explore and shape your own story. |
| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/CW9cuMnX for more information on joining. |
| Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow? | Yes, we have server rules that promote a positive and respectful community environment. These rules will be provided upon joining. |
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4460 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 693 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
1. We have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Friday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on our sick moves.
2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained hamsters who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. They may be small, but they are fierce!
3. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in our world. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on the other side?
So come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most hilarious and absurd journey of your gaming life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Are you a glass-half-full player or a glass-half-empty player? It doesn’t matter, because on our server, we embrace all personalities (even the ones who’d rather die than sleep over at your place).
Experience the thrill of hosting family dinners in Minecraft, where you can invite your siblings but ban their spouses for epic showdowns. Will you demand an apology before allowing them in your virtual house? The choice is yours!
Join us for a server like no other, where the drama is as intense as a zombie siege. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, secret dungeons, and even teach you how to speak llama (it’s a real language, I swear).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Animals Bred: | 132 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”
join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.
come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.
And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.
So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 74 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
