BonelessCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a hammock? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a herd of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as it attracts hordes of hungry players trying to take a bite.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can turn dirt blocks into pure gold with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil villagers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to experience Minecraft like never before. See you there, blockheads!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	159	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8340
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1500	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	5195	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	627605

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8075
Love Letters Sent:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Towns Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	107
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Void Armor Forged:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.