Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | New Chunks Explored: | 980200 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
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