ThreadKiller Minecraft Server

killing, long tail, mau, Minecraft, Server, shit thread, Shou, tags, threadkiller, UMAMAE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	6608	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by tickling their feathers with a feather duster! Or how about participating in our weekly llama rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places, like inside a giant pumpkin or under a lava waterfall.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	373798
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	25387	Players Killed by Monsters:	7482

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	4829
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!