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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3379 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.
and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.
so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.
