Terrible Friends

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Terrible Friends is a Minecraft server that was created to try to be what most servers do not or cannot offer: an extremely close to vanilla experience, and a close community where the admins aren’t headless non-existent creatures from the black lagoon. No items are blacklisted, no plugin added currency, shops or auction house (which always trashes server economies), bedrock breaking isn’t disabled, redstone and mob spawning isn’t completely broken for performance “enhancements”. Overall, there is very little modification to core vanilla gameplay except patching some item duplication patches and anti-grief protections.

You will need to apply for the whitelist in the Discord, see #information.

terriblefriends.xyz

BioCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Farms Harvested:	676
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4647

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Potions Brewed:	130	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	5813	Magic Items Found:	1412

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crops Grown:	8353
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	9069	Crops Grown:	6697
Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Votes:	7873
Ores Mined:	4351	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.