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BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Items Found:	7277
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3703

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	943549
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ores Mined:	8507
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	257	Astral Projections Made:	1
Towns Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3020	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2