KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Argument, assertion, BELIEF, Claim, Contention, debate, disagreement, dislike, fact, IHateKetchup, Interpretation, ketchup, KetchupSucks, Objective, opinion, perspective, Statement, Subjective, Truth, Viewpoint

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

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Nation-States

4K, building, Casual, Claiming, Diplomacy, Factions, Interaction, Join, Limited Map, multiplayer, nationstates, player, progress, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Systems, Target, Trade, TYPE, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Server Name	Nation-States
Version	1.20+
Overview	Nation-States is a survival multiplayer server similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map is approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system.

FAQ

What type of server is Nation-States?

Nation-States is a survival multiplayer server with elements of diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction.

What version of Minecraft does Nation-States support?

Nation-States supports Minecraft version 1.20 and higher.

How big is the map on Nation-States?

The map on Nation-States is approximately 4k by 4k.

What claiming system does Nation-States use?

Nation-States uses the towny claiming system.

Is Nation-States more geared towards casual players or PvP players?

Nation-States is targeted more towards casual, building players, but also has systems in place for those wanting more PvP.

How can I join Nation-States?

You can join Nation-States by clicking on the following Discord link.

Azure Isles Minecraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, alg, Augment Guide, azur lane, Azur Lane General, AZURE, Bisoku Zenshin S2, Bremerton, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fancy ASMR, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Giulio Cesare, Guild Spreadsheet, Isles, Lore, maid skin, Meta, Minecraft, noshiro, Private Dorm, pvp guide, Roon, Secrets, Shimanto, Ship Tier List, Siren Oceana, Story summary, Taihou, Weser, Wiki

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	218
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Like, imagine sailing the high seas with Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin – it’s like a cruise mission, but in Minecraft! And don’t even get me started on Taihou META, she’s dropping on 12/12 and she’s gonna blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We got secrets like Bremerton and ShimantoNoshiro Private Dorm, and Roon ASMR dropping on 12/28 – it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. And if you’re into Siren Oceana and Bisoku Zenshin S2, then this server is the place to be.

Just remember to bind your account, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates – we don’t want that, do we? And hey, we don’t have our own Discord, ’cause we’re too cool for that.

Check out our ship tier list, equipment guide, fleet builder, PvP guide, and so much more – we got all the resources you need to dominate the game. Plus, we got a wiki, story summary, and lore to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it forever. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Back in my day

abilities faded, abilities waned, abilities weakened, aging, capabilities lost, changes, Day, growing older, LIMITATIONS, limitations of time, no longer capable, past abilities, past accomplishments, past capabilities, past talents, physical limitations, restrictions, skills deteriorated, skills diminished, skills lost, talents forgotten

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Remember the good old days when you could ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that glorious moment over and over again! Join us for the chance to ride pigs, chickens, and even llamas off the tallest cliffs without a care in the world. Who needs a parachute when you have a trusty farm animal to cushion your fall? Don’t miss out on the adrenaline rush of a lifetime – join our server now and start living on the edge (literally)!

VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server

Bounty, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Juan Guaido, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, opposition leader, Politics, presidential candidate, REWARD, reward money, search, Server, Unrest, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, whereabouts

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1923	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

WarCraftyElections

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, global affairs, Government, hot phase of war, international relations, leadership, peace negotiations, Peacebuilding, political stability, Politics, post-war elections, Ukraine, war aftermath, WarCraftyElections, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can play while u wait for the “hot phase of war” to pass. like, u can build ur own lil world and escape from the chaos of the real world. plus, u can vote for ur leader in elections on the server and maybe even become the ruler of the minecraft world. join now for a chance to escape reality and have some fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Bed wars anarchy with a free world without donation Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bed wars, donation, free world, minecraft server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Minecraft server without donation, with bad wars and real anarchy

compassmine.aternos.me

Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, cosmetic trinkets, Discord, loot boxes, looting system, Modded, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Server, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Mods & Stuff SMP Overview

Feature	Description
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes	Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Player ran economy	Participate in a player-driven economy within the server.
Teams	Join or create teams to collaborate with other players.
Active owners	Engage with dedicated and active server owners.
100% survival	Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode.
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server	Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting.

Modded Features

Feature	Description
In-game voice chat	Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat.
Cooperative looting system	Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests.
Cosmetic trinkets	Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets.
New bosses and storyline	Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline.
Skill and class system	Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay.
Cooking mods	Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures.

Server Disclaimer

Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.

Join Our Discord Server

https://discord.gg/4z2Db7acHE

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7382
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Farms Harvested:	320	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	New Chunks Explored:	312044
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Buildings Constructed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	12
Votes:	2012	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	198	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!