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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1769 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1131 |
Farms Harvested: | 351 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 527426 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.
Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!