Chaos SMP: Lifesteal | 1.21 Update | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	4772
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ores Mined:	9393
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	2095	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	173	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Void Gems Collected:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Love Letters Sent:	12
Crops Grown:	7828	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Animals Bred:	98	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	171

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ores Mined:	1769	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

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Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	725	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

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Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1753
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	573802	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Votes:	6613
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6