CakeCrafty Cousins

adulting, baking, BIAS, Cake, CakeCrafty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cookout, cousins, family, family dynamics, family gathering, joint ownership, pantry stand, Picnic, problem solving, space issue, tradition, Trust, vacation, vacation property

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	521
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we solve family drama with cake! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tiny countertops, sassy aunts, and vertical space solutions.

Are you tired of being treated like a kid when you’re actually an adult with mad baking skills? Well, on our server, you can prove everyone wrong by baking a cake that will blow their minds (and their taste buds).

We’ve got crazy aunts who will do anything to stop you from baking that cake, but fear not, we’ve got vertical pantry stands to save the day! Watch as Aunt Beatrice sulks and rolls her eyes at the sight of your delicious creation.

Join us now and show everyone that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a master baker who can conquer any obstacle (even if it’s a lack of safe food storage). Don’t listen to the haters who say it’s not your place to fix the space issue – on our server, anything is possible, even turning a family picnic into a baking showdown.

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Star Shards Collected:	284	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	123
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6840
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	141
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Animals Bred:	130	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Farms Harvested:	361	Potions Brewed:	104
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	168
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	8
Potions Brewed:	68	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Items Found:	8197
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6376
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1830	Secret Passages Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4362
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8248	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Towns Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Potions Brewed:	71
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.