ColdBrewCrafts | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LSBLISS

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Welcome to LSBliss Network!

Dive into a world where adventure meets serenity with our unique blend of Lifesteal, Skyblock, and Blissful gameplay. On LSBliss Network, we combine the thrill of Lifesteal—a game mode where every battle enhances your survival chances—with the creative freedom of Skyblock, letting you build your ultimate floating paradise from scratch.

Experience the ultimate balance between intense PvP action and peaceful island crafting. In Lifesteal mode, every combat encounter makes your island life more rewarding, while Skyblock gives you the tools to create your dream world in the sky. Our Blissful environment ensures that every moment is enjoyable, with a focus on community and fun.

Join us and discover the perfect mix of challenge and relaxation in a server where your adventure never stops and your creativity knows no bounds. Welcome to LSBliss Network—where every day is a new journey!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Noobville Minecraft Server

budgeting, building capital, cheap living, cost of living, expat life, expatriate lifestyle, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial management, Financial Stability, frugal living, International living, investing, living abroad, long-term planning, Minecraft, noobville, overseas living, retirement planning, saving money, Server, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Anime Research Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime episodes, anime fandom, anime first time, anime genre, anime history, anime plot, anime recommendations, anime research, anime reviews, Anime Series, anime watching, first time, Minecraft, research, smp, watch, watch anime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a strict rule that you must research an anime before joining. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if watching anime can improve your mining skills! Trust us, it’s totally legit. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in anime quotes. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HairCraftersUnited

African descent, beauty standards, Boundaries, children’s hair, Communication, cultural identity, curly hair, discrimination, family dynamics, hair care, HairCraftersUnited, Hairdresser, healthy hair, Natural hair, parent-teacher conference, parenting, racial stereotypes, Respect, School, self esteem, societal expectations

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all hair types and colors – even if they’re pixelated! Join us and show off your amazing curly hair just like our twins in-game.

🤪 Need a break from real-life drama like parent-teacher conferences gone wrong? Escape to our server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who built the best pixel art house.

😜 And don’t worry, there’s no need to straighten your virtual hair here – we celebrate all hairstyles, whether they’re blocky, pixelated, or just plain crazy! So come join us and let your hair down (literally, if you’re wearing a Minecraft wig).

🤩 Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? So leave the arguments and locked doors behind, and come build, mine, and explore with us! And remember, the only thing getting straightened here is the path to the End Portal. 😉

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Farms Harvested:	808	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CrazyCrafted SMP: Wut’s Ur Wildest?

astounding incidents, bizarre occurrences, Craziest, crazy experiences, CrazyCrafted, extraordinary events, jaw-dropping stories, mind blowing moments, odd occurrences, outlandish situations, peculiar happenings, smp, strange incidents, surreal experiences, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable stories, unexpected events, unusual happenings, wacky situations, weird encounters, wild adventures, WILDEST, Wuts

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have plenty of crazy stories to tell! Like that one time when a group of creepers formed a dance troupe and performed a synchronized explosion routine. Or when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers. So if you’re looking for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

Secrets, Share, SickFree, squad

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BalticBlockParty

air defence, Alliance, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, cooperation, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Eastern flank, European, joint effort, LATVIA, Military, nato, Poland, Protection, regional security, Romania, SECURITY, solidarity, threat

so, like, u know how Poland, Latvia, and Romania are all, like, freaking out about needing more air defence on NATO’s eastern flank? well, guess what, we got the solution! come join our EPIC Minecraft server and help us build the most INSANE air defence system ever seen in the virtual world! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where the bad guys are actually fluffy bunnies! join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, JOIN US!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	3788	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mystery Blood Group Server

antigens, Blood, blood group, Breakthrough, classification, discovery, donation, genetics, group, health, hematology, Identification, Laboratory, Medical, Mystery, new, rare, red blood cells, research, scientists, Server, study, Transfusion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKIN’ ABOUT IT?! WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW BLOOD GROUP AFTER A 50-YEAR MYSTERY ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, BUILD INSANE STRUCTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! ONLY THE TRUEST OF GAMERS CAN FIND IT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR?! JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Happy Drinking Minecraft Server

alcohol, coping mechanism, Drinking, emotional well being, Escape, Expectation, Happiness, Happy, healing, Healing Process, Idle, mental health, Minecraft, Nourishment, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-medication, Server, stress relief, Therapy, time filler, time gap

Are you tired of feeling responsible and expected to do things in Minecraft? Do you just want to sit and idle without a care in the world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let the hours fly by as you drink your way to happiness. Our server is the ultimate time gap filler, allowing you to heal your virtual bones while enjoying a nice cold beverage. Who needs responsibilities when you can just relax and have a good time?

So come on over and join us for a drink (or two, or three…) and say goodbye to all your worries. Your bones will thank you for it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

””six sixes checkem Minecraft SMP””

Bad Luck, checkem, CURSE, cursed, destiny, fate, fortune, hex, Hexed, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, misfortune, numerology, six, sixes, smp, superstition, superstitions, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky number

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MadScientistMC SMP

control, crazy, Curiosity, Dangerous, discovery, Ethics, Experiment, Hypothesis, hypothetical, hypothetical experiment, innovation, invention, Laboratory, mad scientist, MadScientistMC, Manipulation, research, Science, smp, Testing, Unconventional

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conduct crazy experiments like a mad scientist! We have a secret lab where you can create mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Or how about turning creepers into friendly pets that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of science and chaos. So grab your lab coat and goggles, and join us for some hilariously chaotic fun!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BeliefCraft2030

BeliefCraft2030, changing perspectives, cultural practices, discrimination, equality, ethical standards, evolving society, future generations, historical context, HUMAN RIGHTS, Moral values, outdated beliefs, prejudice, progressive thinking, shock, social justice, societal evolution, societal norms, Supported, traditional customs, widely accepted beliefs

Imagine a world where future generations look back in horror at the fact that we used to play on boring, basic Minecraft servers. That’s right, our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that people in the future will be shocked we ever supported anything else!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to hang out and build pixelated sandcastles with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? We got you covered.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly out of this world? Future generations will thank you for making the right choice and joining the most insane Minecraft server in existence.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

StripCraft: Prove Your Pixels

airport protocol, airport screening, airport security, body image, discrimination, female, gender confirmation, Gender Identity, girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, invasive search, LGBTQ, personal rights, pixels, privacy violation, Prove, security procedures, strip search, StripCraft, teenage girl, teenager, Transgender

so, like, u know how airport security can be, right? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that nonsense cuz we don’t strip search u, we just strip search ur minecraft character! yeah, that’s right, we make u take off all ur armor and clothes in the game to prove u belong here. it’s like a weird initiation ritual but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?

so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1