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Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

No Lies Detected Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Serenity server Minecraft

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In order to be added to the whitelist, you must submit a request on the Discord server. http://discord.gg/D5hFgShA6m

⚡ About the Serenity server

After years of searching for a good Minecraft server with a vanilla survival theme, the Serenity admins decided to create their own.

The server is a small gaming community that works on various projects together and alone. We give you the opportunity to realize any desires.

To weed out inadequate players or cheaters, we created applications and made access only for people with a license. The Serenity server is owned by several people, among whom there are no children or those eager to attract attention.

If you have any questions, you can get advice on the Discord server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Racism Test Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asking is, “Would you rather build a giant chicken statue or a lava-filled roller coaster?” Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even the occasional spontaneous dance party in the middle of a pixelated forest. And don’t worry, our server is so inclusive that even the chickens are welcome to join in on the fun.

So why choose between being a black woman having sex with a white man or a white woman having sex with a black man when you can join our server and be whatever the heck you want to be? Let your imagination run wild and come play with us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

>Minecraft SMP: Maccabi Tel Aviv Fans Goofing Around

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans who are always up to no good. They love causing trouble and stirring up drama, like the time they attacked a Palestinian flag in the Netherlands and ended up getting beaten and thrown into a river. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time they lost 5-0 to Ajax. It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days. So if you want to be a part of all the insanity and mayhem, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Phantom Shark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! And that’s just the beginning of the wild and wacky shenanigans you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. From limited edition Gawr Gura 4th Anniversary Celebration Merch to AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our playlist of Gura songs that will have you grooving while you mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Serious Link Thread – Pt4 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Bitcoin believers and the institutional adoption enthusiasts. Will the price hit $5 or will it skyrocket to $20? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions!

Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, here you’ll be DCA-ing and protecting your wealth in the $12 to $10 range. And don’t worry, we’re all in this together, so be prepared for the March to June 2025 boiling point!

So come on, join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

True Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t spark that special connection? Look no further, because our server is all about true love! Join us and find your perfect Minecraft match – whether it’s a pig named Porky or a creeper with a heart of gold, we’ve got the perfect player for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Diamond, rumored to grant eternal happiness to anyone who finds it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this rare and precious gem?

Join us now for a chance to experience the most romantic and heartwarming Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you have true love in blocky form?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hello? Based Department? Hello? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the cows are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise birthday parties instead of blowing up your house.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden disco party cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at karaoke.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sieze The Moment Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being woke? Do you want to fight against the forces of DEI and reclaim your Minecraft freedom? Join our server now and be a part of the reconquista! We are on a mission to bankrupt entertainment companies and erase the impact of their woke conquests. Take a victory lap with us as we revitalize and reclaim our Minecraft world. Don’t let the American left demoralize you, join us and be a part of the movement against wokeness. It’s time for REMIGRATION, REVITALIZATION, AND RECLAMATION in the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Anime Minecraft SMP Hype

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Have you ever wondered how anime became so popular? Well, let me tell you a little secret – it all started on our Minecraft SMP! Yes, that’s right, our server is where all the anime magic began. Our players were just mining away, building epic structures, when suddenly a portal to the anime world opened up and sucked them in. And let me tell you, they came back with some seriously cool powers. Now, our server is the go-to place for all things anime – we’ve got giant mechs stomping around, magical girls casting spells, and even a talking cat that gives out quests. So if you want to be part of the anime revolution, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just discover the next big anime sensation.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OMG – Omega Strikers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the Large Woman carries the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Embark on a journey through Byte Breakers – ODY’s new game prototype playset, where you can battle it out with final Omega Strikers updates and show off your skills in ranked matches. Check your rank and stats to see how you stack up against the competition, and participate in the /omg/ Cup tournament for a chance to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have a mega dump of emotes, models, and more to customize your gameplay experience, along with the latest balance patch to keep things fresh. Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you coming back for more. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Anonymous 927109379 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as crazy as the players.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep comes charging at you! Or maybe you’re building a cozy little house when a gang of mischievous villagers start pranking you with invisible blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the creepers are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride chickens into battle for the title of Chicken Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Beta Male Dislike Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a low t beta male who can’t appreciate the art of twerking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, twerking is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us and unleash your inner ooga booga mating call as you twerk your way to victory. Who knew that shaking your booty could lead to such epic Minecraft adventures? Don’t be a beta, join us now and twerk like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	712	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6