CraftyCashCatastrophe | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crops Grown:	5523
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

yo, u ever wanted to lose money in the most cost-effective way possible? well, do i have the server for u! join us and watch as your virtual coins disappear faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”

we got a whole community of players who have mastered the art of losing money in the most ridiculous ways possible. from building giant statues made entirely of gold blocks to organizing elaborate treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, our players know how to make that virtual bank account go poof!

join our server and experience the thrill of watching your hard-earned coins vanish into thin air. who needs diamonds when u can have the satisfaction of knowing u wasted all your money on virtual nonsense? come join us and see for yourself why we are the number one destination for all your money-losing needs.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2944	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1044

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ores Mined:	6627	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8347
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	2955	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Votes:	3391
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Farms Harvested:	820	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3542
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	89	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ores Mined:	3613	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7197

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Votes:	5987
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!