Are you tired of your stepdaughter watching creepy Barbie videos on YouTube? Join our Minecraft server where the only inappropriate thing you’ll see is a creeper blowing up your house! Our server is so safe, even grandma will approve (unless she’s a creeper in disguise). Don’t let the MIL drama get you down, come join the fun and build a world where the only squirting and creaming happening is with buckets of milk and cake batter. Trust us, this server is a lot safer than letting your stepdaughter watch those weird videos. Let’s block those inappropriate videos together and build a world where the only thing getting deleted is blocks to make room for your epic creations. Join now and let’s game on, no overstepping allowed (unless it’s overstepping to build a giant statue of yourself, then go for it)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Buildings Constructed: 40
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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