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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8342 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 161 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 294 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!