BlockyCancerPreventer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s gonna prevent half of adult cancer deaths in da US! Yea, u heard me right, we got some magical Minecraft powers dat can make u live foreva!

Imagine dis, u log into da server and BAM, ur health bar is full, ur armor is indestructible, and u got a diamond sword dat can cure any illness! No more worrying about cancer or any other disease, cuz dis server got ur back, bro!

We got crazy mini-games where u gotta fight off evil mobs dat represent cancer cells, and if u win, u get a potion of immortality! Plus, we got a secret hidden level where u can find da Fountain of Youth and become forever young!

So, what u waiting for? Join dis epic Minecraft server and say goodbye to cancer forever! Let’s game our way to immortality, baby!

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	6393	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Votes:	2611
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DefenceCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Budget, chief, defence spending, DefenceCraft, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, policy making, Rise, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Towns Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	979806	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Emeralds Found:	4712
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Votes:	2586
Animals Bred:	170	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	9879
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	56	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

First Steps Toward Light Sails

advanced propulsion, Cosmic exploration, distant galaxies, distant star systems, EXPERIMENTAL, first steps, future technology, innovative technology, interstellar missions, interstellar travel, Light, lightsails, propulsion technology, sails, scientific research, solar sails, space exploration, Space missions, space propulsion, Space Travel, space travel technology, spacecraft, steps

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.

plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.

so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.