| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9211 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 551 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4038 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1750 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7562 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9301 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 155 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9514 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3148 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3362 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 572 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2499 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 190 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8640 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2649 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1218 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8684 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2481 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 258 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6698 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Enchantments Applied: | 169 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6465 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Enchantments Applied: | 160 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year π
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5623 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2423 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9854 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 82 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
