CraftyMiseryCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tit Windows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being judged for your fashion choices in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace all styles, even if you wear tit windows! That’s right, on our server, you can let your freak flag fly and show off those pixelated assets with pride. Join us and be part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity, no matter how scandalous your outfit may be. Plus, rumor has it that wearing tit windows gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon chickens to do your bidding or turn creepers into friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your tit windows shine!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Protect and Breed Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to protect your precious villagers while also breeding them like there’s no tomorrow. We’ve got a whole new level of villager care that will have you feeling like a proud parent in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Olympics, where chickens compete in events like egg laying contests and feather fluffing competitions. It’s a clucking good time, guaranteed to make you crack up!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken Champion!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyKidsDrugFree

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wondered what it would be like to navigate through the tumultuous world of foster care in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a traumatized child who makes questionable decisions, like mistaking candy for drugs. But hey, who hasn’t been there, right?

Join us as we dive into the complex relationships between players, where betrayal, forgiveness, and understanding are all part of the game. Experience the thrill of uncovering the deep-rooted traumas of your fellow players and watch as friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with heart-to-heart conversations, emotional revelations, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun. Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of drama?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RetroCraft: $XX Memories

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Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	7641	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2706	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

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so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Emeralds Found:	9956
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Octopus Stomach Crawl

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	186

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

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so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

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Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	2563	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyHubbyCutback

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Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyLove30

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Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8387
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	3807	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1