so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens. like, modi and putin were playin on here and they were like, “yo, this server is lit, we gotta tell everyone.” and then they were all like, “our hearts bleed for the innocent children killed by those evil griefers.” so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world from evil chickens, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, destiny calling your name, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 15
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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