join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.

we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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