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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6834 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 185 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.
we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.