Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Astral Projections Made: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Farms Harvested: 460
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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