Are you tired of dealing with family drama over TV settings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only settings you need to worry about are your render distance and FOV! No more arguments over brightness or contrast, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is so easy to set up, even a llama could do it! No more hours spent navigating through confusing menus and dealing with address verification crap. Just log in, pick a spot, and start building your dream pixelated palace.

And the best part? No one will judge you for wanting the brightness just right. In fact, we encourage you to make your Minecraft world as bright or dark as you please. No more sharing settings with your daughter or arguing with your wife – just peaceful building and mining.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be resetting is your spawn point. Say goodbye to TV troubles and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

    Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

    And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

    The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1951 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Towns Built: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

    NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

    Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PediQueenCraft

    PediQueenCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockyBrexitTrading

    BlockyBrexitTrading
    so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 34 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Green Orgasm Glow

    Green Orgasm Glow
    come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

    if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

    so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Primordial Black Hole Detectives

    Primordial Black Hole Detectives
    lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CristLand

    CristLand

    Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8795 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Zombie Dances: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Alien Abductions: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome
    Overview

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    FAQ

    Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

    No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

    Is joining the Discord required?

    Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

    What kind of events do you host?

    Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

    What are some of the plugins you use?

    • Dynmap
    • SimpleVC
    • SetHome
    • Deadchest
    • CombatLog
    • Brewery
    • Others

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

    Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • > GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

    > GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

    Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

    MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

    Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

    If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

    So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

    Livin’ La Vida Minecraft
    The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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