NoNoNoGriefingAllowed! | Best Minecraft Servers 2024

Superbug Survival Server

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this epic server!

first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.

not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.

plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	738608
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blue Mtn SMP

Active Staff, AUTOMATED, backups, Blue Mtn Society, Discord, Double Drops, Economy, grief protections, MCMMO, Network, no down times, no item purchases, PvP, Sept 2025, SETTLEMENT, Shop, Simple Rules, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Wars

A simple survival server with active staff and grief protections, part of the Blue Mtn Society network! Hosting paid until Sept 2025, backups and startup is automated – Experience no down times.

> Simple Rules > Optional PVP enabled > Sell mob drops, farmed items, and ores in /shop > No item purchases – All items have been earned by players > Expand your settlement and wage wars with others with /town > Decreased McMMO leveling > No double drops from McMMO

https://discord.gg/bluemtn

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Evil Within Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bethesda Softworks, Dark Atmosphere, Evil, Gaming, horror game, intense gameplay, jump scares, Laura Victoriano, Let’s Play, Minecraft, Monsters, playthrough, psychological horror, Ruvik, Sebastian Castellanos, Server, Shinji Mikami, STEM, survival horror, terrifying experience, the evil within, video game

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave adventure, danger, and a touch of evil? Then come join our server, where the mobs are extra spooky and the creepers have a wicked sense of humor!

Embark on quests to uncover the dark secrets of the world, where haunted mansions and cursed temples await. But beware, for the land is ruled by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join forces with other brave souls to battle against the forces of darkness, or go solo and become the ultimate evil overlord. The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience The Evil Within Minecraft server, where every block holds a sinister surprise and every adventure is a thrill ride of terror and laughter!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Analysis, anger, Behavior, Beliefs, confusion, criticism, culture, disbelief, Frustration, Issues, Mentality, Minecraft, Observation, perspective, Politics, Problems, question.., Reflection, smp, society, VALUES, wrong, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RentRageCraft

bond payment, borrowing money, Demands, falling out, flatmate, friendship, Liability, money owed, moving out, new tenant, parents, payment, rent withholding, RentRageCraft, Resentment, SAVING, savings, Timeline, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unconcerned

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and friendship gone wrong!

Picture this: you and your flatmate (who may or may not owe you money) are living in a virtual flat together. You have to navigate through trust issues, friendship struggles, and financial disputes all while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. Will you be able to forgive your flatmate for their mistakes? Will they ever pay you back that bond money? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have special challenges where you have to quit your virtual job, avoid interacting with certain virtual friends, and even move out of your virtual flat to prove your loyalty. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Shrinking Sea Ice Survival

antarctic, Arctic, bird migration, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental degradation, environmental impact, find food, food scarcity, global warming, habitat loss, Ice, marine life, melting ice caps, oceanography, sea, seabirds, Shrinking, Shrinking sea ice, Survival, wildlife

come join our epic minecraft server where the sea ice is shrinking faster than you can say “pufferfish!” our seabirds are in a frenzy trying to find their fishy snacks, but don’t worry, you can help them out by joining our server and building them a giant fish buffet! watch as the penguins do the cha-cha slide on the melting ice, and see if you can out-swim the narwhals in a race to find the last scrap of ice! join now and save the seabirds from starvation, one block at a time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

‘Jeet’s Indian Minecraft Server’

Alpha, Beta, calling names, cultural respect, cultural understanding, Diversity, economic winners, empowerment, Hindi, Indian, Indians, Indians in the west, Jeet, jeets, language meanings, mindset shift, Minecraft, misconceptions, political winners, self worth, Server, Stereotypes, submissive, winner

Are you tired of being a beta in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate alpha winner like never before! We have secret Indian techniques that will make you dominate the game and conquer all your enemies. Embrace your inner alpha and show the world that you are a true winner! Join now and unleash the power of the Indian spirit in Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

31 year old, Adult, age, American, Appearance, beauty, Caucasian, ethnicity, female, Human, Identity, Individual, looks like, Mature, mid-thirties, Minecraft, person, Portrait, smp, THIRTIES, White, white woman, WOMAN, year

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DumbFactz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the shocking truth that creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to give hugs! Yes, you heard that right, those explosive green guys just want to spread love and joy in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and befriend a creeper today for some explosive friendship!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crops Grown:	2244	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2314	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blockbuster TraumaCraft

anxiety, blockbuster, Childhood, childhood trauma, Cinema, coping strategies, counseling, emotional, fear, film, Horror, mental health, Movie, Nightmares, Phobia, Psychological, Scared, Therapy, TraumaCraft, Traumatized

Remember that one movie that scarred you for life as a kid? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a chance to relive your childhood nightmares in pixelated glory. Our server is filled with spooky builds and eerie mobs that will make you question your sanity. So if you’re ready to face your fears and have a good laugh while doing it, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even conquer your childhood trauma once and for all.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, Akari, aperitif, Bagel, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, Fuuka, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, junko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, New Year, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	82
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Items Found:	4731	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

V4Mirai General – Minecraft SMP

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, PillowdearASMR, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VIVA MÉXICO, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SisMailDramaCraft

addressing packages, AITAH, Amazon, anger, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family dynamics, Frustration, living together, mail, opening mail, personal items, privacy, Respect, Siblings, SisMailDramaCraft, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to open your mail like that nosy roommate of yours! Our server is a safe space where your packages will remain unopened and untouched, unless they contain diamonds or enchanted gear, in which case we might have to confiscate them for “safekeeping.”

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.

So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyBliss: HappiestEverStillHappy

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the happiest place on earth! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so happy, even the Ender Dragon does yoga to relax. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to play hide and seek with the players.

So come on down to our server and experience pure joy and happiness like never before. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this amazing?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	7785	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DiddyCraft: Locked Up in Manhattan

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got sean ‘diddy’ combs locked up in a pixelated jail in manhattan. he got indicted for stealing all the diamonds and emeralds in the game, like a real minecraft gangsta. come join the fun and see if u can break diddy out of jail and become the ultimate blocky boss. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let’s get crafty!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8929

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76