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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6375 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 832 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2639 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6305 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a tesla shareholders court case! we got lawyers asking for $7 billion in attorneys’ fees, like what even is that?! but don’t worry, we won’t charge you that much to play on our server, just a small fee of your sanity!
our server is so lit, it’s like elon musk’s $56 billion pay package, except you don’t have to be a billionaire to join in on the fun! build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets buried deep within the pixelated world.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least more entertaining than a courtroom showdown over billions of dollars.
