CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

CoffeeMC, cream, Hint, Minecraft Survival Community Whitelist Vanilla Rules PVP Griefing Theft Respect Lag Racism Sexism Homophobia Transphobia Harassment Hacking Optifine Alt accounts Discord, Sugar, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Server Specifications	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)

Frequently Asked Questions

What is CoreMC?

CoreMC is a Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple, vanilla Minecraft experience for players of all types.

What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

CoreMC runs the stock vanilla .jar with minimal modifications, allowing for a true vanilla experience. The server emphasizes respect among players and allows for all vanilla gameplay elements.

What are the server rules?

No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
No item dupe glitches
Avoid excessive lag-causing builds
No racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/harassment
No hacking/xray/flyhacks
Alt accounts allowed with permission

How can I join CoreMC?

Join the Discord server at Discord to apply for membership.

Is CoreMC active?

CoreMC may have periods of inactivity, but the server remains online regardless. The community is looking to recruit more active players to keep the server lively.

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	188	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	232
Mines Excavated:	2617	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Towns Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	3157
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Animals Bred:	142	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Void Armor Forged:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Towns Built:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.