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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6302 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 146 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Our server is so wild that the owner once tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get us started on the time they built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs are the DJ’s and the creepers know how to drop a sick beat. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for that soft-tongued 19-year-old, she’s a real prankster!