| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4218 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2503 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3153 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4489 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9702 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3613 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4410 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4901 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 708 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 851 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8248 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5988 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7737 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 497 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2465 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6846 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3534 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2764 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6503 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 169 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1267 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7384 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 180 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1612 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
