NoSextingNoProblem | New Minecraft Servers 2024

No Nihao on Trains Minecraft Server

asian americans, Asians, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, Inclusivity, microaggressions, Minecraft, minority rights, NIHAO, public transportation, race relations, racism, Respect, Server, social etiquette, social justice, Stereotypes, Trains, white privilege, Xenophobia

Are you tired of not being able to say “nihao” to Asians on trains because you’re not even white? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all greetings, no matter what color you are! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical conversations and questionable train etiquette. Who knows, you might even make a friend who will teach you how to say “hello” in every language except the one you actually need. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cute Disney SMP – League of #202

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, discussion, Disney, DTVA, Female Protagonists, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, League of Cute, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss all things related to cute and funny female protagonists in Western cartoons! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Friday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on our sick moves.

2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained hamsters who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. They may be small, but they are fierce!

3. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in our world. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on the other side?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most hilarious and absurd journey of your gaming life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockPartyFamDinner

annual dinner, Apology, BlockPartyFamDinner, Boundaries, brothers, city, City Living, Communication, complex relationship, Conflict Resolution, family dinner, family dynamics, glass half empty, glass half full, hosting dinner, parents, Personalities, Siblings, sister-in-law, Village, village life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive in-laws, and intense family dinners.

Are you a glass-half-full player or a glass-half-empty player? It doesn’t matter, because on our server, we embrace all personalities (even the ones who’d rather die than sleep over at your place).

Experience the thrill of hosting family dinners in Minecraft, where you can invite your siblings but ban their spouses for epic showdowns. Will you demand an apology before allowing them in your virtual house? The choice is yours!

Join us for a server like no other, where the drama is as intense as a zombie siege. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HopeCraft: Building a Better Tomorrow

#sustainability, building, collaboration, Community, compassion, education, Empathy, Environment, equality, Future, Hope, HopeCraft, innovation, Justice, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, resilience, Technology, Tomorrow, Unity, world

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, secret dungeons, and even teach you how to speak llama (it’s a real language, I swear).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyDesertKingdom

arab-israeli conflict, CraftyDesertKingdom, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, reconciliation, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, two-state solution

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are actually secret agents for saudi arabia and israel, but they gotta work together to build the ultimate base and defeat the evil ender dragon.

the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”

join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.

come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DizzyCraft: Watch Your Step!

aging, balance, Contribute, correlation, dizziness, DizzyCraft, Factors, Falls, Future, geriatrics, health, likelihood, meta analysis, older adults, Prevention, research, Risk, Stability, statistics, step, study, vertigo, watch

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little block house and tending to your pixelated farm, when BAM! You start feeling dizzy out of nowhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, dizziness is actually a good thing!

Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.

And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.

So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Chrome Network

Adventure, building, Creative mode, Earth, Earthsmp, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming Community, minecraft Java, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, redstone engineering, role playing, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Farms Harvested:	627	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1253
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3