Vanilla Java 1.21: The Server Where Even the Creeper’s Explosions Are Vanilla Flavored

Activity, Adventures, Biomes, building projects, Building Skills, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, CREEPERS, explosions, Flavored, Friends, gameplay, Gear, java, Minecraft, player, PvP, Quests, Server, server ip, Skills, smp, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	280133	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	185.236.136.254:25565
Focus	Java SMP
Description	A fun and chill Minecraft server for players of all levels

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, our server is welcoming to players of all levels, including beginners.

2. Is there PvP on the server?

Yes, while the focus is on creating a relaxed environment, PvP is allowed for those who enjoy it.

3. Are there opportunities for collaboration with other players?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to collaborate on building projects and explore together.

4. How active is the community on the server?

Our community is always buzzing with activity, offering a sense of camaraderie among players.

5. What can I expect from joining the server?

You can expect a fun and chill Minecraft experience, with friendly players and plenty of adventures to be had.

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
New Chunks Explored:	543643	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	507770
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/900	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	New Chunks Explored:	153147

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Animals Bred:	44
Chimeras Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/900	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Towns Built:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/200	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4770
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Items Found:	3547	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Love Letters Sent:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!